Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I'm back

After sleeping away most of my "weekend," I guess I'm ready to write again. What can I say, I partied a little too hard for someone who had to work all weekend. But I did break away from the comfort of my couch to hit up the new mall. It was pretty sweet if I do say so myself. I bought some pants for work and a party shirt. At least my purchasing was balanced! I figure I might need the shirt if Tracey moves back up here and she takes me out "manhunting."

So the big gossip of the day is Katie Holmes' pregnancy; it makes me want to puke! She and Michelle Williams, the Dawson's Creek girls I grew up with, are both having babies with men they haven't been dating long and neither are married to. Some example they're setting -- at least Britney Spears was married when she got knocked up! Why are all the actresses and singers my age in such a hurry to get married and have babies? Most of the respectable artists didn't get engaged until they were in their 30s. I would much rather follow in the footsteps of Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston. (Of course if I looked like them life would be much easier too!) At least Joshua Jackson is still single. Damn, maybe I should have stayed in Raleigh to go to hockey games. I don't know of any celebrities that go to Panthers or Bobcat games.

So I'm trying to come up with another way to make a little dough for going out. My shoe-string budget can't support my love of liquor. I could always get another job, at least for the holiday season, at the new mall. Or, maybe I could teach my cats some stupid pet tricks to do on the streets of uptown for chump change. I ran across the Moscow Cat Circus or something like that and those cats were pretty cool to watch. I think I could teach Jazzie to do the cat handstand. She even looks like the cool cat. Offer her some Aquari-yums and she'll do just about anything! I wish people were that easy to please, myself included.

Actually, I'm not that hard to please. Hand me a DVD with a hot guy involved (preferably in some sweaty action mode) and some sort of cake/cookie/chocolate and it's all good. I might even purr for ya.

Alrighty, maybe I still haven't caught up on all my sleep. I'm gonna hit the hay with my furry buddies so I can drag my ass to "Tuesday" of work.

3 Comments:

At 12:54 PM, Blogger Tré said...

That cat trainer dude looks really creepy... With the combination of the chef's hat and apron it looks like he's ready to make himself a cat stew. Not that I'd condone that. Cats are fine animals.

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger This one time . . . said...

Yeah, he is kinda creepy-looking. I probably wouldn't let him near my kitties! I wish I had come up with cool names for them like "Pixel"!

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger Tré said...

There's nothing wrong with 'Jazzie'! That's a cool name!

 

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