MILFs
Tonight was day six in a row at the news station and I'm damn glad I have the next two days off. It's not that I don't love my job, but it can make you a little crazy being in that office every day for eight hours. When I was a reporter I would leave the office every chance I got. Now I don't get to do that, but the trade-off gave me a TV and DVR at my desk. I have a feeling I'm going to really enjoy that now that we're back into series' seasons. I'll get to catch up on all the
Alias episodes I never saw now that it's running on TNT at 6 p.m. weeknights. I think the new season, however, and any future seasons are going to suck. Although I'm happy for Jennifer Garner, a baby is going to ruin the show. BTW, anyone see how she looked at the Emmys? Well I'll show you then, she was gorgeous! Now that is one beautiful, happy pregnant woman. Compare her to Britney, who got fat and ugly. Even her nose got wider! Yet she has already 
deemed herself a "hot mom." Whatever. Ben Affleck is hot, Kevin Federline looks like a sleezoid, everybody knows who will have the cuter baby.Anyhow, it's the women like Jennifer Garner and Jennifer Aniston that give me hope. Maybe, just maybe, I'll still look fantastic and marry a hot guy and have kids when I'm in my mid-30s. Hell, I have a much better shot than most -- I got my mom's genes, we just get better looking with age. Although it creeps most of my siblings out, I'm proud of the fact that my mom was called a MILF by my high school guy friends. Maybe that's because I look just like her. I kinda felt like I was inadvertently called hot, and that felt pretty good considering I don't think anyone has ever told me I was hot in my entire life. I'm just always the girl-next-door. But hey, at least I'm not fat. In fact, any extra pudge I picked up during my first year out of college suddenly melted away during my first few months in Charlotte. Score!
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